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Post by shayne on Aug 19, 2008 20:03:35 GMT 8
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Post by shayne on Aug 19, 2008 20:06:04 GMT 8
Brian McFadden: crooning in lippy but never pink
Well that’s one way to cast off the shackles of being the guy who was once in an effeminate boy band.
Ex-Westlife crooner and Delta Goodrem handbag, Brian McFadden, has manned-up by attacking men who wear pink as being totally gay. And that’s just not manly. Like being in a boy band.
Brian unleashed his two and half minute rant on why it’s wrong for men to wear pink on radio.
When a listener said that boys were dressed in pink during medieval times because it was derivative of red, Briza offered this pearl of wisdom:
“Saying pink is a form of red is like saying homosexual is a form of male.”
That just cost ya the gay dollar.
His history lesson also included stunning revelations that homosexuality is a modern malady.
“In the old days there was no such thing as gay.”
Other fashion tips included the nuances of men wearing jumpsuits. A skin tight pink jumpsuit is a No-No, but black is fearsome.
“I once wore a black jumpsuit and it was very masculine.”
Grrrr. No word on whether that jumpsuit came with a cape and mask. Or whether he was four years old at the time.
Brian’s rampage against pink was too focused to extend on whether it’s okay for men to wear lippy and rouge.
Given Brian’s tough new image, we had to wonder how he’d match up against Olympic boxer Luke Boyd in the ring.
Luke also has a theory on men wearing pink. “You are a real man if you can wear pink. Any man can wear red or black. But only a real man can wear pink.” Someone say “post Olympics bout”?
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Post by sparkles on Sept 17, 2008 15:20:01 GMT 8
I can't believe he actually said that! o.O
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Post by shayne on Sept 18, 2008 8:03:55 GMT 8
it was prolly just some dumb comment he forgot to think about first
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